witchpop: why do u only have 1 wing
fefeferi: when youre in a fandom that is known for being fucking annoying and youre ashamed of it but you still like the thing
haemus: skittlesndrpepper: craigmothertucker: so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and kept a photo album of their day together here it is Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my boyfriend and his outstanding level of maturity. I want to have a bf just like that
striderfeels: trashboat: could you imagine being on tumblr with all your followers physically present just like a group of 300 people standing around staring at you and every time you say anything a handful of them just repeat it to eachother for a few minutes the internet is a strange place
nonymoose: assbutt-sherlocked-in-the-tardis: OMG I’M LAUGHING SO HARD MY SISTER WAS WATCHING CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN AND FUCKING JARED PADALECKI WAS ON IT AND IN BETWEEN MY TEARS I SAW HIM MAKE THIS FACE AND I LAUGHED EVEN HARDER BECAUSE I REALIZED HE’S MAKING THE SAME FACE AND GESTURES AS NINE HANG ON I FIXED IT
boygrimlark: scout-ebubbles: docot: freddybenson: leovaldezstyle: freddybenson: A B C the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours D E
sarlaccvagina: petition for Avengers 2 to end on a freeze-frame like this
winchesterwhowatson: so i just found a thing ? is that even-? okay that’s not ??? is that even legal
heartsblogcars: methlabrador: when people say “i dont believe in science” what are you even talking about
veggietalesyaoi: if tumblrcon was a thing someone would literally get killed there im not even joking
theambiguoushero: I am vengeance. I am the night. I am
221cbakerstreet: kittening: a male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death and still enjoy a successful career with millions of adoring fans a female celebrity can gain a few pounds and she’s shunned, mocked, and ridiculed by thousands of people over many different mediums do you see the problem with this a female celebrity JUMPS INTO THE OCEAN TO RESCUE HER CHILD AND...
thewinchesterswagger: coffeeandcheesecake: just had a realization that someday there are going to be gifsets of Sam and Dean’s first and last words on Supernatural and I started crying
sansaofhousestark: arianne—martell: Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
cacneas: my dad today comes up to me really solemnly and hands me a package and says “today was your last day of school right? here’s a present for keeping up your good grades and graduating from your sophmore year.” so im really curious and tear it open and fucking